Attendees: (Full list unknown) Ant-ny, Dreadlock Fetus, Mike, Pastor, Perfect Storm, Ryan (the new guy and Cousin Vinny), Silent Bob, Solomon, Whitey
Evidently the Perfect Storm is
also the perfect squirter. Technically he squirted Pastor with a lemon but nonetheless, it was determined Ant-ny has a shitty real estate agent.
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| The other perfect squirter |
Once
again Pastor left his car keys during the table switch but this time it was
caught quickly.
Silent Bob decided he didn't like his full beer so he proceeded
to silently spill it everywhere.
When concerned about his taxes Ant-ny looked
at Dave and said "Hey Jew when is the tax deadline"?
Due to sounding
like Joe Pesci, Ryan the new guy has been nicknamed Cousin Vinny.
DF and Mike
sat in the corner. Ant-ny and Dave agreed this was collusion. We tried to get
Whitey to sit next to them so that color would go in descending order but he
would not cooperate.
Pastor tried to recall where he was from the ages of 22-28.
Per Ant-ny part of that time he must have been at the Boston Tea Party.
And the Table 14 mantra of the day is: There are known knowns, unknowns, non knowns, and of course
things we don't know.
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