4/21/2017 - These Wings are Flocking Disgusting!

Attending: Ant-ny, Benny, Cash, Chessticles, Dreadlock Fetus, Mike, Panama, Pastor, Scribe, Silent Bob, Solomon, Tango, Tom, Whitey

Table 14 was taken due to occupancy by two new members of Pastor's flock of granddaughters.

The meeting was brought to order promptly at an adjacent table at 4 o'clock, with our first order of business, revisiting Jihad Eradication. As a refresher, Cash has a Jihad of his own against Wikipedia, not having been able to publish the definition if his term on their site anonymously. You know, like a guy who still has a head. Scribe did some research, and it does seem that modifications to Wikipedia can be tied to an IP address rather than a person. Upon this explanation, the twice-fried chicken wings became garnished with Cash's brain. It was determined that Cash could define this term, but being anonymous, he could only do so if 1) he added it to an existing (not a new) article and 2) he could site a reputable work. So, Cash, add it here, and I got your reputable work right here! Enjoy your upcoming tenure at Table 12. and we don't know you.

Speaking of flocks, as proceedings ensued, it became clear that attendance would exceed the capacity of a normal table. Table 14 had to migrate to the "Big Table", which certainly has a number, but not one known to Scribe, as Southport management could not be reached for comment. Upon returning from the latrine, Pastor found his seat to be a bit cramped. His request to "grab it and pull it," thoroughly confusing half of us. We are taking up a collection to fund a bullhorn for future communication across this table and to install a basketball hoop at each end. 

Traveling down memory lane to yet another prior table topic--armageddon--Cash and SB commenced a discussion about the current extracurriculars in North Korea. It quickly became apparent that Cash knew a fair bit about Naval vessels, and upon inquiry, we discovered that Cash was a stand-in for Jack Wrangler in Naval movies to boost "morale". He was honorably discharged after a destroyer deck party where he was a stand-in for a lawn stake, and a horseshoe broke his "morale".

This is the point that Cash started asking Pastor's granddaughters if they wanted to see Jack Wrangler.

Speaking of dating, the table expressed a long repressed concern that one Dreadlock Fetus' many chickadees might possibly tie his dreads to a bedpost and steal all his belongings--still better than an Indian guy playing a banjo. Hey, I didn't have anywhere else to put it! 

Speaking of not having anywhere to put it, Dreadlock Fetus abruptly announced, "I am single again," prompting Benny to sit on an errant cork that someone had left on the deck. The fact that Dreadlock Fetus was even involved with a steady partner was--and probably still is--news to about 90% of the table.

Cash requested an entry be put in the blog that our editorial board thinks the better of including on the blog for sake of Cash's legal wellbeing. Suffice to say there was an incident involving Cash, his van, and a sheep on a bicycle. We can only assume it was a sheep because the only thing it could say was "bah, bah, bah, bah, bah!" The sheep also could not be reached for comment.

For the apparent need of all our collective clarity, here are some examples of anagrams:

And the Table 14 mantra for the week is: I got your bag right here!