4/28/2017 - At Least This One's Better than Green Cheese to the Head

Attendance: Not taken. There will be beatings.

Thank you yet another time for Solomon taking minutes while scribe had a call with a prospect so that his wife will stop claiming him as a dependent on her 1040.

Solomon's contributions:

To Fridays! Jim Wolff imitating the sound.....Cheers Cheers Cheers Clink, Thud (Steve Chess's empty hand). 

Gregoire has a back up nick name. Tripple B BBB the Black Benjamin Button. 

Anthony has the MOAB of watches. Gregoire said its a black mans watch. Anthony admitted to "overcompensating" and to "accidentally" concussing a few women with it during coitus. 

After events unfolded Anthony's new nickname is Karmastone. 

Evidently the price of used vehicles and gefilte fish are connected and go up quickly.

Scribe takes over:

Scribe regaled the group with a story about his roommate hitting an unsuspecting pedestrian with half a wheel of moldy Kentucky Trappist cheese as the victim cruised the quad at the University of Miami around midnight.

If you're ever under the weather, feeling crook, or have the dreaded lurgy, chewing on a moist towelette cures everything.

Have you ever seen the people with no arms masturbate? DF has, and he has that secret sauce.

And the Table 14 mantra of the week is: "My son is hung like a horse but I am not!"