Friday, May 12, 2017

5/5/2017 - May the Seventh Be With You

Barry, Cash, Dreadlock Fetus, Mike, Pastor, Scribe, Silent Bob, Tom

It was a quiet day. Not much activity ...

We called the meeting to order and immediately launched into the stupidest dialogue recorded on planet Earth thus far this year (before even half a beer had been drunk):

Barry: Can you believe they have a Star Wars day?

Tom: When was that?

Barry: May 4th. You know what they say? "May the 4th be with you."

Scribe: Yeah, but why does it fall in May?

Yes, ladies and gents. That happened.

Pastor is on a new circuit training program. He alternates:
  • Beer: Monday, Wednesday, Friday (Supersets)
  • Dewars: Tuesday, Thursday, Sunday
  • Saturday: Rest (Cleans)


Cash is selling his art. Tom has donated some finger painting that will fetch quite a prize at auction.


And the Table 14 mantra of the week is: Silent Bob's son is a lot closer to god than Tom is.

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